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Episode 56

Record Date: 07/24/2017

Air Date: 07/26/2017

Reading Info:

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapters 12-13

Giveaway Winner

Joe S.

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  • New Harry Potter books
  • New Harry Potter ride at Universal Studios Orlando
  • Harry Potter?s Birthday/One Year Anniversary Celebration (See Special Announcements below for details)

Chapter 12 – Professor Umbridge – 39:10

  • Who is Professor Sinistra?
  • A closer look at Angelina Johnson
  • Lack of Quidditch
  • Owl delivery etiquette
  • How much authority do prefects have?
  • How to pronounce O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s
  • Hogwarts Professor biographies
  • The Cho/Cedric connection
  • Snape?s teaching methods
  • Josh?s fanfic
  • Why do Ron and Harry continue with Divination?
  • How to pronounce ?Knut?
  • Umbridge?s wardrobe
  • Who is the best-dressed professor?
  • Hermione tests the waters
  • Knowledge does NOT equal proficiency
  • Voldemort?s name is still taboo
  • Harry?s shouting match
  • Professor McGonagall?s warning

Chapter 13 – Detention With Dolores – 1:47:38

  • Josh?s hidden love for Quidditch
  • Fred and George need restrictions
  • Market research
  • Hermione as a prefect
  • Hermione?s hats
  • Professor Grubbly-Plank?s duties
  • Bowtruckles
  • Luna?s proclamation
  • Previous detentions
  • Harry?s private detention
  • A change in tone of the books
  • The new Gryffindor Keeper

Emails – 2:21:11

  • Val?s voices
  • Harry Potter tours
  • JK?s word play
  • Josh echoing Umbridge
  • Class Schedules
  • Snape is not the worst
  • Umbridge?s connection to Voldemort
  • The halfway point
  • 1984
  • Are Professor Grubbly-Plank and Madam Hooch related?

Muggle Poll

New Giveaway

Luna with Glasses Funko Pop

Special Announcements

One Year Anniversary/Harry Potter?s Birthday Celebration



  • Monday, July 31st, 2017 @ 6PM Pacific Time


  • Live on YouTube (watch this space for a link to the live show on July 31st)


  • Join us with a glass of homemade Butterbeer (we will be using this recipe)
  • Multiple giveaways through the live show (listen to Episode 56 for details)
  • Topics: What the show means to us – Josh and Matt will take a closer look at the show over the past year and talk about how things have changed.
  • Emails: As always, we want to hear from you. Let us know what this show means to you. Why do you continue to listen to TFGH? What is your favorite part of the show?

Next Reading

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapters 14-15

Next Record Date: 07/31/2017

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